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Erin - A man and a woman are making passionate love. when they finish, he rolls over to pick up the phone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Im calling to have a pizza delivered." "Well I used to date tiger woods, and he wouldn't be done after one go." So he rolls back over, and they make more passionate love. When finished, he rolls back over to pick up the phone. "When I dated tiger woods, he wouldn't have been done so soon." Not wanting to be outdone, he rolls back over and they make more passionate love. When they finish he rolls over to the phone. "What are you doing? Tiger wo-" "I'm calling him up to find out what the par is for this hole!"
Recorded on Thursday, the 21 day of July, 2016, at 3:49 PM.

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